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Until I establish online commerce to sell them online through that Website, please write Info@PinkJerseyDesigns.com to order them.

Oh, one other thing: not one person—not one, including those on the floor of the annual Interbike bicycle industry trade show—got the bi-lingual, trans-species, visual-verbal pun that is the logo, below. And so, to my everlasting shame, I've modified it so that now, there's no reason to not get the joke.

You, uh, do...don't you?